Methylene Blues 1.2

Now this here's a story
About Methylene Blue.
And I know what you're thinkin,
But the story is true!

I went to the doctor
'cause my ass was annoyed
And he said to me, son,
You've got a hemorrhoid.

Methylene.
God damn Methylene
Pretty Navy blue
God damn Methylene

I know it was bad
Cause it hurt me to sit
And it causes me pain, 
When I go take a shit.

I said doc, what can be done
To end this misery?
We'll need to book you in
For a little surgery.

Methylene.
God damn Methylene
Pretty Navy blue
God damn Methylene

So I came in early
And they told me to wait.
Then they gave me some drugs
To make me perfectly sedate.

They injected me
With Methylene blue
Into my sphincter,
And around my rectum too.

Methylene.
God damn Methylene
Pretty Navy blue
What is Methylene?

Methylthioninium chloride
Is it's chemical name.
Its used as medication,
And also as a stain.

Then they laid me out,
And started to cut
All those nasty things
Right out of my frozen butt.

Methylene.
God damn Methylene
Pretty Navy blue
Oh Oh Methylene

When I came around
I was confused,
But I definitely felt
Like I had been abused.

So much nausea,
and fever and chills
That I can't stomach
any more of those little pills.

Methylene.
God damn Methylene
Pretty Navy blue
Ow Ow Methylene

My asshole is blue
I can't stand or sit
and I sure as hell
don't want to take a shit.

My sphincters are frozen
I want to take a piss
But it's coming out blue!
Tell me what the hell is this?

Methylene.
God damn Methylene
Now my ass is black 'n blue
Smurf you Methylene.